gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

pjayk:

Fucking map

(Source: theantigovernor)

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

4,325 plays

radtracks:

don’t trust me // 3oh!3

bruises cover your arms
shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm
and the best is, no one knows who you are
just another girl alone at the bar

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

askmybeatingheartkrista:

boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

oh buddy

(Source: kanyewestniall)