no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??